A Massachusetts woman is facing several charges after authorities say she drove drunk, plowed through six mailboxes and crashed in a thicket of trees on a front lawn Monday afternoon. Authorities say the crash flattened all four of the car’s tires, set off the air bags and knocked off both bumpers.
According to WHDH, “Amy Rebello-McCarthy, 39, was slurring her words, laughing and drooling when officers found her leaning up against the wrecked Mercedes C280, according to authorities.”
She then told law enforcement officers that she had a lizard in her bra; specifically, a bearded dragon.
Also in the vehicle was 22-year-old Marvin Kyewalyanga, who was under the influence of liquor and had an Airsoft replica handgun tucked in his waistband.
Witnesses to the scene were shocked by the lizard in the lingerie. Quipped one man on the scene; “I hope she wasn’t breastfeeding.”
McCarthy was charged with multiple violations, including operating under the influence. The had over a hundred prior violations and had been in court that same morning on another charge.
It’s unclear whether sheltering a dragon in a bra while driving is a crime.